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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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