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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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