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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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