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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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