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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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