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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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