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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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