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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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