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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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