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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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