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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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