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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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