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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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