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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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