Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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