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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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