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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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