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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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