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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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