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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

1353

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

1391

What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

1637

What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

428

What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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