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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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