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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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