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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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