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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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