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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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