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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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