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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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