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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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