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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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