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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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