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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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