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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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