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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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