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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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