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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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