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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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