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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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