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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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