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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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