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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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