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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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