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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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