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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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