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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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