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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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