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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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