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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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