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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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