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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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