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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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