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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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