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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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