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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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