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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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