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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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