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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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