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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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