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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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