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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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