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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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