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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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