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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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