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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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