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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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