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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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