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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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