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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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