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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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