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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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