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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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