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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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