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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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