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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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