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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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