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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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