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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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