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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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