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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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