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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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