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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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