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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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