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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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