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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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