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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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