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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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