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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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