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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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