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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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