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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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