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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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