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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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