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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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