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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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