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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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