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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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