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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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