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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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