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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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