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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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