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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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