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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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It escapes me.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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