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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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