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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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