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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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