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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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