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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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