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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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