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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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