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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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