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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Yisro Whale

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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