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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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