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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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