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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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