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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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