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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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