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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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