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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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