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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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