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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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