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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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