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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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