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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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